Tauranga Music Sux are highly embarrassed to present 'The Tunneling Our Way to Infamy Tour'...Spanning 2 days, New Zealands dick cream of the crop Threat.Meet.Protocol, Blind Lemsip Jefferson, Josef Fritzls Family Jamboree and Prof. Deadaddledbrain plan to play as many tunnels of all shapes and sizes in as many unpopulated not spots across the North island as inhumanly possible. And because they hate you, possibly as much as you hate them they have decided to make this tour even more inaccessible to the com
mon man. Departing Tauranga and heading south on Wednesday the 21st of November, only to turn around and head back north on the Thursday this tour should set records as the least attended yet most stupidly ambitious tour of all time. Weekends are for poseurs....
Coming to a Tunnel Nowhere Near You!!!
Wednesday 21st November:
8:36am - Maungatapu Gay Mans Meeting Place Tunnel
10:33am - Turangi Campground Torture Tunnel
11:57am - Taihape Big Gumboot Storm water Drain
12.42pm - Farmer Joes Haunted Tunnel of Train Horrors, Mangaweka
1:23pm - Ziggys Sisters Tunnel, Ohingaiti
2:09pm - Tunnel-a-bull, Bulls
2:36 - 3:09pm - Not Palmy
3:59pm - Kapati Miniature Railway Tiny Tunnel
5:01pm - End White Working Class Oppression Musical Sit In, Terrace Tunnel (Little)
5:34pm - Mt Victoria Tunnel (With special guests; Rush Hour Traffic and Honking For No Good Reason)
6:16pm - Wellington Airport Tunnel (For those literally in the underground)
6:35pm - Earthquake Commission Structural testing, Karori Tunnel
9:30pm - Selling Out To Pay the Bills Pseudo Tunnel, Mighty Mighty (With Hollywoodfun Downstairs and Diving)
12:12am - Some Girls Tight Tunnel, Anywhere
Thursday 22nd November
9:36am - Tunnel 24 hour Laundrette, Hataitai
10.03am - Playing a T.M.S compilation while doing 140km/ph to get away from Wellington hipsters, The Terrace Tunnel (Big)
11:53 - 12:38pm - Not Palmy
1:12pm - Pedestrian Music from the Durie Hill Pedestrian Tunnel, Wanganui
2:23pm - Inside the Big Carrot, Ohakune
3:52pm - Abandoned Underground Train Station/Homeless Toilet and Shelter, Hamilton
4:44pm - Hobbiton, Matamata
7:30pm - Newton Rape Tunnel, Auckland. (If we can be arsed)
9:34pm - Karangahake Gorge Tunnel (Not with Die!DieDie!)
10:15pm - Scowlin Wolfs Birth Place Tunnel, Katikati
11:02pm - Club 14 Year Old Gangsta, Bayfair G-Tunnel
12am - TMS Tunnel, Tauranga
If we missed your towns tunnel then we do not apologise. If we are coming to a tunnel near you and you are stupid enough to come then we expect the following rider; whores, lots of them....
Entry is free. To exit is your soul....
