Everyone wants a poem written about them, but getting a poem from a friend is weird and dating poets is costly and infuriating. Never fear we have the perfect solution. Head along to Hallertau have a chat with Tourettes (aka Dominic Hoey) and tell him a little bit about yourself and he'll write you your very own poem on his trusty typewriter.
In Tourettes' own words:
'Beer and poems go together like Sundays and breakdowns.
So why not come to the Hallertau Brewery and enjoy both (beer and poems, breakdowns are optional)
I'll be there with my typewriter taking donations and writing poems.
Whether you need a love poem for your dead cat, a particularly eloquent death threat for your asshole neighbour or maybe just a haiku about the weather I got you (probably no sonnets but we'll see how much you're paying)
I'll also have copies of my brand new album/book which you can listen to here:
https://tourettesone.bandcamp.com/album/feel-like-shit-looking-great-2016 '
