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Details Revealed For Woodcock 2016

Details Revealed For Woodcock 2016

Friday 13th November, 2015 10:43AM

The professional piss-takers at Tauranga Music Sux have revealed details for the return of Woodcock festival in the new year. The 2016 event will be held across two days and is already boasting an upstanding local line-up with an international headliner yet to be unveiled. In the meantime, here are the details....


Woodcock 2016
20th and 21st February 2016, 91 Williams North Road, Pyes Pa, Tauranga

Featuring... Echo Oh, Black Science, Reaving, Shoutin Preachin, Mason Clinic, Nuggies, All Hail the Funkillers, Ed Gains, Eskimo Pussy, Super Narco Man, Threat.Meet.Protocol, Mono Sonic, Das Uber Nana, The Gobshites Cookbook, X-Ray Fiends, Liberated Squid, Most Boring Story Ever, Brightly Coloured Cocks, Jim Jones and the Peoples Temple, The Prophet Motive, The Afrolites, The Admiral, Whichever band Andrew Tolley wants to play with, Roidz, Dad Jokes, Barracks, Master Blaster, SonOfSun, Loud Ghost, Goods, The Lurch, The Carradines, Ginzu and the Steak Knives, Opium Eater, Gold Medal Famous, Mucus Kids, Spork, Scarlett Lashes, Slumbug, Hollywoodfun Downstairs. Tim Hampshire.


Enjoy this video of "lowlights" from last year's Woodcock festival...


PRESS RELEASE:

New Zealand's premier underground, independent, not for profit, boutique, community minded, sustainable, free spirited, all inclusive music festival - Woodcock, returns in 2016 with a two day mystical journey into music and culture with a line-up of some of planet Earth's finest artists.

Come join us as we....

Bask in the captivating natural serenity of the cascading fields of exclusive and historic Willies House.

Take in a 100% organic grain fed raw vegan Sausage on a gluten free slice of wholegrain bread from our world class kitchen.

Join in on a workshop teaching you how to create your own workshop.

Discuss the greater meaning of our existence in the wider learning sweat lodge where you too can come to find yourself.

Express ourselves as creative, interesting and eccentric people do by twirling sticks of fire to let out the primordial beast within.

Craft a wheel of cheese. Why? Because you can. And at Woodcock we encourage you to be you.

But most importantly we encourage you to open a perma frost cool can of locally crafted 5% pale ale, find yourself a hemp canvassed shaded area and relax on a fair trade alpaca wool blanket as some of the hippest and most critically vaunted DJs, Electro, Dub and Dance acts from across this great land perform for your listening and dancing pleasure.

Including:

DJ Echo Oh
DJ Black Science
DJ Reaving
DJ Shoutin Preachin
DJ Mason Clinic
DJ Nuggies
DJ All Hail the Funkillers
DJ Ed Gains
DJ Eskimo Pussy
DJ Super Narco Man
DJ Threat.Meet.Protocol
DJ Mono Sonic
DJ Das Uber Nana
DJ The Gobshites Cookbook
DJ X-Ray Fiends
DJ Liberated Squid
DJ Most Boring Story Ever
DJ Brightly Coloured Cocks
DJ Jim Jones and the Peoples Temple
DJ The Prophet Motive
DJ The Afrolites
DJ The Admiral
DJ Whichever band Andrew Tolley wants to play with
DJ Roidz
DJ Dad Jokes
DJ Barracks
DJ Master Blaster
DJ SonOfSun
DJ Loud Ghost
DJ Goods
DJ The Lurch
DJ The Carradines
DJ Ginzu and the Steak Knives
DJ Opium Eater
DJ Gold Medal Famous
DJ Mucus Kids
DJ Spork
DJ Scarlett Lashes
DJ Slumbug
DJ Hollywoodfun Downstairs
DJ Tim Hampshire

With an international headliner still to be announced.

Taking place over the weekend of the 20th February, we invite you to join us on this inspiring journey into the exciting realm of music, nature, art and community.

Pack a tent. Bring friends or make new ones. Create memories. Live life.

Entry is $50 at the gate. No tickets - because why kill an innocent tree? All proceeds go back to making the earth a better place for our kids to grow up in.

Woodcock #toocoolfor you.



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This is looking awesome, just a shame it's so far away from Sweden...
Posted by Mr Havre - anonymous 10 months ago
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Worth it just for Liberated Squid alone
Posted by 16yo Girl - anonymous 9 months ago
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I love it.

Posted by Bob - anonymous 9 months ago
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I don't like the sexual ways this is advertised, I was looking for something more gay.

Posted by Timmy - anonymous 9 months ago
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Shut up Timmy or I'll touch your shoulder!
Posted by Bob - anonymous 9 months ago
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Did I consent, um no. #consent is sexy
Posted by Timmy - anonymous 9 months ago
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*touches shoulder* watcha gonna do now timmy?
Posted by Charles - anonymous 9 months ago
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Ewww! I'm too young for this baby! Ugh, please don't.
Posted by Timmy - anonymous 9 months ago
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oh no i got you pregnant fuuuuuuuuudge
Posted by Charles - anonymous 9 months ago
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I'm too young to be a mother

Posted by charles - anonymous 9 months ago
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Ahhh! No! No! Ewwwwy! Mom, halp!

Posted by Timmy - anonymous 9 months ago
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sorry i can't right now
Posted by Mom - anonymous 9 months ago
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i'm too busy ask your father

Posted by mom - anonymous 9 months ago
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Umm, How bout no. Honey you know I hate him.

Posted by Father - anonymous 9 months ago
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oh yea sorry i can make it up to you let's go touch shoulders
Posted by mom - anonymous 9 months ago
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MMM.. can I join? ;)
Posted by Crepper - anonymous 9 months ago
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I wanna join to let's all just go in a circle and touch shoulders

Posted by Creepylover - anonymous 9 months ago
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Sure why not it's a party
Posted by Mom - anonymous 9 months ago
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Gross, I hate you both eww. ewww. GROSS!
Posted by Timmy - anonymous 9 months ago
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*touches timmy's shoulder again* come on you know you wanna

Posted by Charles - anonymous 9 months ago
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...
Posted by Timmy - anonymous 9 months ago
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mmmm your shoulder is so nice

Posted by Charles - anonymous 9 months ago
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Stop you gross butt
Posted by Timmy - anonymous 9 months ago
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Hey! that's mine and your dad's job to touch shoulders

Posted by Your mom - anonymous 8 months ago


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