the sore cocks
About the sore cocks from Auckland
Too many people were asking what band they were in.....
So a band was formed, in name only....
Lies were told, propaganda spread far and wide....
The myth began and people started talking....
Demo's were made.
No idea, just booze, bleeding hands and borrowed equipment...
Live, it was noisy, mayhem and real good times.
Then... proper recordings, more gigs and more talk around town...
The hordes wanted more....
Then the media spoke...
"Creepy mental music"
"Sleazy Maggot infested rock slop"
The rock scene stood there looking puzzled....
ARE YOU READY FOR THE SORE COCK SOUND
The Sore Cocks are:
Filthy Joe Smoker : Vocals, Guitar
Bad Larry Shafta : Guitar
Sir Borkum Riff : Bass
G.G. Willakaz : Lead Guitar
P. Handon Organ : Drums
add your gig
add to favourites
fail all round.
wat a bunch of loozers.
Hardly a funny name....sorely lacking in originality