This Saturday you may witness the following spectacular acts:
Newtown Street Justice, crime fighters extraordinaire
AND
Phantom Tollbooth, all prepared to melt your mind through your ear-hole.
After this gig the Phantom will be hiding away for an eternity to prepare some delicious cuts for yall so if you want to see us before you are gey this is the time muahahahaha!
So come and shake yo fine selves
