Promises were made, when Canadia and Mr Slackjaw were younger, promises of fidelity and rockingness. But life, o life! as it so often does had other plans for this lad and lass.
Spun out on some separate trip, theyre only just now getting pinned down at the party pit that is the Wine Cellar. Bride of Pinbot will serve as celebrant, and youre all bridesmaids.
Excuse me while I walk around and drink some more.
