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The Whammy Bar post apocalyptic ball

Fri Jul 3rd, 2020

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We all know the story…

After Mount Eden erupted engulfing the streets of Auckland in a sea of larva the people fled in panic to the Harbour Bridge. Unfortunately their desperate efforts to escape for safer northern shores were thwarted when nefarious super villain Dr Destruction unleashed his army of robot soldiers who promptly blew away said bridge. Those that escaped the enslavement of their new deadly dictatorial leader were left lurking on the cooling magma, hungrily foraging for food and searching for shelter. It was here unprepared in their disorientation that a zombiefied army of Karens descended on Queen Street taking each survivor one by one in a retail bargain sale binge.

Only one place remained safe through all this: Whammy Bar…

Oblivious to the apocalypse happening above the staff and patrons of Whammy Bar partied on through the Armageddon in their underground bunker. Surviving blissfully on a range of beer, toasted sandwiches and 24 hour DJ sets. It was only a couple of weeks past that they finally found out the world they knew was gone when they all went up for some Lord of the Fries and found out it had been replaced with a fortified oil compound manned by men in BDSM gear.

So come join us as at Whammy Bar - Friday, 3rd July for the Post Apocalyptic Ball. 2 stages/7 bands and the cleanest non radiated air this side of Norad.

Including the reanimated corpses of:

Shoutin' Preachin'
No Brainers

As it is a 'Ball' we recommend you come dressed in your finest Post Apocalyptic attire celebrating the great doomsdayers of our old planet.

Suggestions include:
- 5g Tower
- Microsoft microchip vaccine
- Wuhan Batman
- Stalinda Adern
- Antifa rioter
- Lord Humungous
- Jeff Bezos

Entry is $20 of the old world currency or 7kgs of the bones of your enemies.... Starts early enough to avoid the Zombies, finishes late enough for the marauding highway gangs to be gone. But pack a crossbow and barbwire baseball bat just in case. And make sure you buy LOTS and LOTS of booze from the bar so Whammy Bar can use those $ [and bones] to pay their Post Apocalyptic Warrior overlord landlords their monthly virgin sacrifice rent.

alternative, art/noise, hip hop/rnb, punk/hardcore, Coffin Club, Ratso, Threat Meet Protocol, Shoutin Preachin, Rat Dickz, Deb5000, No Brainers

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