Woodcock Festival 2015 Reveals Full Line-Up

The organisers of Woodcock 2015 have pulled together one heck of a line-up for the event, which takes place on the most romantic day of the year. As unveiled a few weeks ago New York art-rock act King Missile have been wrangled into playing the subversive one-day festival, and now it is being revealed that they will be joined by more than 40 other musical misfits running the geographical gauntlet from Auckland's DHDFDS to Dunedin's Psychic Maps. Check out the full line-up below, as well as the conditions of entry (i.e no dreadlocks, no hacky sacks)...

Woodcock 2015
Saturday 14th February, 91 Williams Road North, Tauranga

With... King Missile, Lovey Dove, DHDFDS, Death Beam, Flogging a Dead One Horse Town, Shoutin Preachin, Ant Wars, Psychic Maps, X-Ray Fiends, Bloodbags, Bad Edison,Hash Collector, Stone the Crows, Barracks, Eskimo Pussy, Threat.Meet.Protocol., Lightning Tape Wolf, Kittentank, Black Science, Super Narco Man, The Cavemen, Wheatbags Anonymous, Spork, Myth of Democracy, Prophet Motive, The Flaming Tea Bags, Roy Irwin, Gold Medal Famous, All Hail the Fun Killers, Caroles, Mermaidens, Jim Jones and the Peoples Temple, Jerkstrom, Mathew Bannister, Mucus Kids, Das Uber Nana, Airs &,Disgraces, God Bows to Math, Liberated Squid, Echo Ohs, Jackal, Lee Mckenzie, Mason Clinic

"PRESS RELEASE":

"Um, like I was wondering if maybe... that is if you haven't already got anything planned with anyone else...that maybe you...would like possibly... want to go to Woodcock with me? Oh.... You don't wanna... huh ...It's not me? It's Woodcock you say???? You find those that attend unsavory... oh... I understand..."

New Zealand's premier romance oriented music festival, Tauranga Music Sux: Woodcock returns in 2015 on Valentines Day, 14th February. With enough scented candles, mood lighting and long strands of spaghetti to please even the most hardened of dates.

Back at my long suffering Scottish 'parents' house at 91 Williams Road North, Pyes Pa, Tauranga. From 12pm till whenever we all retire to our tents for some sexy one on one time with our hands, balls and beans.

$40 entry at the gate, but that gets you four stages, 40+ bands and a foursome with me and my bandmates if you are really lucky.

Oh and these guys will be there....

DHDFDS (AKL)
Death Beam (AKL)
Flogging a Dead One Horse Town (TGA)
Shoutin Preachin (AKL)
Ant Wars (TGA)
Psychic Maps (DUN)
X-Ray Fiends - (AKL)
Bloodbags (AKL)
Bad Edison (WGTN)
Hash Collector (TGA)
Stone the Crows (AKL)
Barracks (Roto)
Eskimo Pussy (ICE LAND)
Threat.Meet.Protocol. (KATI)
Lightning Tape Wolf (Parts Unknown)
Kittentank (WGTN)
Black Science (Akl)
Super Narco Man (TGA)
The Cavemen (AKL)
Wheatbags Anonymous (TGA)
Spork (TGA)
Myth of Democracy (AKL)
Prophet Motive (ROTO)
The Flaming Tea Bags (TGA)
Roy Irwin (AKL)
Gold Medal Famous (AKL) (WGTN)
All Hail the Fun Killers (TGA)
Caroles (AKL)
Mermaidens (WGTN)
Jim Jones and the Peoples Temple (Jonestown)
Jerkstrom (AKL)
Mathew Bannister (AKL)
Mucus Kids (AKL)
Das Uber Nana (WGTN)
Airs & Disgraces (TGA)
God Bows to Math (AKL)
Liberated Squid (TGA)
Echo Ohs (AKL)
Jackal (AKL)
Lee Mckenzie (AKL)
Mason Clinic (AKL)
Lovey Dove (USA)

And holy fucking tits....

King Missile (USA)

*If you don't know who King Missile are then I am sorry but you can't come...

Proudly sponsored by poverty. And also featuring no lame art work shops, trendy alternative food stalls, morning yoga or people with dreadlocks. Dreadlocks, hackey sacks, fire sticks and people called Moon Ray Sunflower Seed will be checked at the door.