Yule has been digging in his basement and uncovered a pair of strange sarcophagi.
On the outside of each were hieroglyphics stating that on the twenty fifth day of the eleventh month of the two thousand and tenth year of the Lord, the sleeping souls that lay within will rise again to lay waste to all that stand before them - The Telemetrics Cometh!
The statement was accompanied by symbols of a dog and a pair of testicles which we assume is somehow related to the venue of their re-animation.
Archaeologists are still deciphering the remainder of the inscriptions which they inform appear to relate to some form of special guests. They will make an announcement as soon as they have completed their research.
One things for sure, it will be a sight to behold.
