From the confined walls of the TMS Tunnel to it's new home set in the hillside within the middle of the Karangahake Gorge; Tauranga Music Sux Presents: Tunneling for Whores and Coke in Waihi....
Fresh from having released their latest album 'Harmony' to international acclaim, touring the world and playing what has been called by attendees the worst organised show of all time on 'The Tauranga Harbour Booze Cruise' . Die!Die!Die! have graciously yet again agreed to deign us with their awesome presence on the 1st December at this, the tunnel of all tunnels. The cynical among you will be curious to know as to how we keep getting New Zealands biggest and best punk band to play our gigs. They would speculate that we must have some pretty incriminating stuff on Die!Die!Die!. Out of fairness to them I will neither confirm nor deny this...Ladies and gentlemen, Die!Die!Die. Catch them now at a TMS gig while they still fear my blackmail threats pertaining to that dossier of compromising pictures of Andrew Wilson, underage girls, non toxic paint and a Marsupial soft toy called Gerald...
HollywoodFun Downstairs are touring New Zealand to promote their new single, the very cool 'Bangkok Hilton'. They are playing dates at some of the most prestigious venues across the country. Underterred by their last gigs organised by Tauranga Music Sux they are lowering themselves yet again to play one of our gigs. We appreciate this very much as they are very, very fucken cool. They make music so overwhelmingly powerful and masculine they make me want to grow a beard and drink more beer to off set my own inferiority.They will be loud. This tunnel is old. Mortar will crumble. Bring a hard hat....
Chances of mugging and rape are a slim 73%. Torches and lanterns are welcomed. Fags with glow sticks will be evicted on sight...
Saturday, December 1st, 2:36pm. Karangahake Gorge Tunnel. Corner of SH2 and Crown Hill Road. Set in the Karangahake Gorge half way between Waihi and Paeroa. Koha entry....
