HOLY CRISPY CRAP!
Holy Schizophrenia Batman! MAN/WOMAN are playing their first ever show at the prestigious Puppies bar in Wellington! 9:30 sharp!
IT'S GONNA BE WHACK!
Come along, invite your friends, and be entertained by the warm glow emanating from the skilled (and hopefully not infected) phalanges of the M/W crew!
HOLY FLIP!
See these pre-cooked sausages I'm holding? WE'RE GONNA BE PRACTICALLY GIVING THEM AWAY! I just got them out of the freezer. THEY'RE THAWING.
BUMPIN' BEELZEBUB!
Come along for a night filled with romance, suspense, advenchah, surprises around every corner, and of course, much pleasure. (Note: Experiences on the night may and will differ to those advertised.)
HOLY HOTDOGS!
You will most likely leave this event feeling fulfilled and with warm/fuzzy emotions. This is a known side-effect from a M/W experience, and should not be any cause for alarm. If symptoms persist, consult your medical professional.
This is a night worth remembering in style. IN MAN/WOMAN STYLE.
