TAURANGA MUSIC SUX VS PRETENTIOUS AUCKLAND ARTISTS
... And here we are... The end of the world... Tauranga Music Sux. are invading our shores... Batten down the hatches! Release the hounds! Crawl under your covers! But sleep with one eye oopeeenahhh.
Or.. Fight for your right to be coolest.. It's our very own State of O!!!!
Stand up and be counted Auckland.
Defending your soy latte's will be:
BLACK SCIENCE & SHOUTIN PREACHIN: Actually ruuuurllloiy noiice guys ayyyyye that fucken loooveee playing mooosuc ayyyye. Yummy.
Snorting your cocaine and sexting your girlfriend will be:
THREAT MEET PROTOCOL & SUPER NARCO MAN: The devils music. Loud and grating to say the least... You will probably love it and hate yourself for it... Basically dick jokes with heaps of distortion. Absolutely sicko.
DJ Curveballz (aka All-Anus Morissette) will be spinnin' da tables between sets and after with his own hands!
$5
give me back my son.
