WhEn PeTs ATtaCk! aim to torment their audience with their eclectic mix of tunes that include “Yuck, your Kid is Ugly”, Sydenham & Everybody (likes to have sex) along with classics like “Kim Kadashian's Love Child”. WhEn Pets AttacK!® are New Zealand’s self-proclaimed inventors of the whole new musical genre of ‘dementia rock’. Probably best known for sitting outside girlie bars dressed only in their yellowy stained Y fronts. The band reluctantly play their global mega-hits live only because they enjoy collecting the intimate clothing of middle-aged female audience members. More a cult than even say The Mormon Tabernacle. Cult leader Paul Goodshorts was dropped as a baby making him best suited to Bass Guitar. He will perform alongside country & western heart-throb Manual Transmission on Guitar and Banjo, with Dave Fails on Drums and electric triangle; last and least, Errol Gruntfuttochs will be up front on vocals as the band is unable to find a real singer (but are currently running ads in The N.Z Truth Personal Section to find a proper one). Keep reading...
The long overdue return of Flange will see the performance of a band that has erotic dreams of becoming the new evangelists of sleaze rock. Come one, come all, come worship at the Altar of Flange. G Man of Flange is very quick to point out that they already have more than triple the 'Likes' on Facebook than WhEn Pets AttacK! The experienced pro's in this band have established an impressive pedigree. The band has a preoccupation with subjects that will keep sociologists in a state of confusion over the coming decades. The band members currently consist of Helga Von Trollop (ex Swamp Donkeys, Babels & Nunsfart), drummer G Man (ex Swamp Donkeys, Snuffbox & Lunar 4), Phylicia (ex Prosthetic Heads) who, like a Brazilian footballer, only uses one name – and lastly, Mikel (ex Mig21, Snuffbox & Zero). Actually - one of the aforementioned members of the band has left and been replaced by a musician known only as Emomalii - who made his name as a musician and freedom fighter in the former soviet republic of Tajikistan. He led a fighting troop of musicians to victory in the devastating civil war which lasted from 1992 to 1997. Since the end of the war, Emomalii and his troops were instrumental in establishing political stability and gaining foreign aid which allowed the country's economy to grow. He then travelled to New Zealand and was instrumental in the demise of the ACT political party. Bored, he then joined Flange by mistake.
