Makeshift Parachutes - [meyk-shift] [par-uh-shoots]
Psychedelic daliances of a vague and shifting purpose. Guaranteed to induce heavy breathing.*
Narwhal - [nahr-wuh l]
Called the Unicorn of the sea, this small arctic whale Pulsates a vibrant and colorful texture.*
The Pleasure Majenta - [th uh] [plezh-er] [muh-jen-tuh]
A tingle, a twang, a shiver down your spine.*
Bonobo Apes - [buh-noh-boh] [eyps]
Humans closest living relatives and quite possibly the most gender fluid apes known to man.* (not performing,only in attendance**)
*Unverified
** Very unverified
