Michael Crafter from Australia are touring New Zealand. They didn't want to play Tauranga cause this place is a soulless shithole with no real venues, fans or music scene. But when I said that it's Matt Williamsons birthday on the 22nd of April they responded swiftly with Who the fuck is that' ... Only the man with the most erotically probing fingers in all of New Zealand at which point they were in....
Due to the extreme cuntery of the people of Ngatai Rd future gigs at the TMS Tunnel have been suspended till further notice. So for the mean time our HQ has temporarily moved to under the Tauranga Harbour Bridge (TGA side) by the fisherman, trolls and remnants of brutal rapes...
Sundays proceedings kick off at 2:36pm exact. Support by local good cunts Flogging A Dead One Horse Town and perennial scene sluts Threat.Meet. Protocol. Gold coin donations asked for so Michael Crafter can sample some local whores....
One thing though, Matt Williamson is not invited...
