Shaun's B'day Presents: Whammy Mania V w/ Dartz, Juno Is + More - Cancelled

Once a year - every year - a man named Shaun, of the Auckland power pop/punk trio Shaun's B'day, celebrates that titular B'day. And every year the team at Shaun's B'day throw a gosh damn big-time party to celebrate. 2020 is no different. In fact, this year is going to be the biggest Shaun's B'day B'day you've ever seen. Because this year, it's not just Shaun's B'day. It's...

SHAUN'S B'DAY PRESENT: WHAMMY MANIA V!

THAT'S RIGHT! We've kicked the birthday celebrations into a full-on festival party/WWE Pay-Per-View event with a lineup, the likes of which you've never seen! Friends from all over this beautiful Aotearoa have come together to bring you the biggest shindig going on. Best believe there's no place you'd rather be?! BUT WHO'S GONNA BE THERE?! Hold ya horses, big buddy let me list em off for ya.

First in the ring it's Auckland's freshest punk triple threat, FRANK! Writing together for over two years, this tag team exploded onto the Auckland scene with a sold-out show at Whammy Back Room, supporting the very same Shaun's B'day only a few months ago! Having aced that test, they're onto the next challenge: opening the biggest birthday party since Vanilla Ice's 50th. Best get in early cos these guys are gonna bring the thunder!

Wipe that sweat off ya brow, cos following close behind, off the back of their big Miss June support slot, is the rip-roaring CHEWY GUM. This team of high flyers love to bring that big-time party energy with them into the ring and are guaranteed to get you in the mood for a huuuuuuggggeee night of punk partying!

Next up, let me tell ya about our good friend JUNO IS. We had the pleasure of partying with Juno herself in Dunedin til about 4 in the morning when we played with ol' mates Skegss in Dunedin. Next thing ya know, off the back of 2 hours of sleep, she turned around to drive us to the airport at 6.30. Absolute legend? We think so! Juno Is is sure to bring the cool to what is going to be the hottest event of the season.

DARTZ. What more can be said about Dartz, the band from Wellington, that hasn't already been said? This mysterious group of Wellington bad boys are the hottest multi-level marketing company that Aotearoa has going on right now. The product? Certified punk bangaz about poppin' pills, shitty flats, Brian Tamaki and, of course, smokin' dartz. If this party had its own Vince McMahon, then best believe it'd be Dartz.

And lastly, coming off the top rope, we've got the birthday boyes and gal themselves, and you best believe they'll be bringing the B'day. SHAUN'S B'DAY are gonna close out the night with what is sure to be an absolutely packed Whammy bar in their first Whammy headlining slot! Drinks will be flowing, happy birthday will be sung, and given that it's his actual birthday, Shaun will inevitably be too drunk to play. It's bound to be a riot.

In the tradition of the WWE's online streaming platform, early bird tickets to this event are going for a fantastic value of $9.99, plus every early bird ticket purchased goes in the draw to win a framed, signed copy of this poster, created by Dartz own, Danz. Don't miss out on WHAMMY MANIA V!

WATCHA GONNA PAY?! $9.99!