Earl Green, Cold Ceiling, And Japes Storm The Palace

one stop shop JAPES has been described as a solo act that will leave your party of hardy sailors for dead with no survivors. We've asked JAPES to please reign it in and for there to be no bite marks. Asking your neighbour for a cup of sugar has never been this scary. JAPES has released an EP called JUNK, but it's actually really good.

big, bouncing, baby boys COLD CEILING are itching their nappy rash with understandable trepidation. Their interesting riffs create temperatures that have left modern science stumped. Don't be surprised if you see blisters popping and for there to be a bit of mess after the show. Their music however is very clean and tidy; don't get me wrong, they'll ask for seconds but will leave room for dessert. Someone told me they have an album coming out.

EARL GREEN is a brand shiny new car smell with secrets that have to be spilled. Their favourite movie is Monster House (2006) and after every rehearsal, EARL GREEN will talk amongst themselves about the film's merits. Spectators have left EARL GREEN shows with chattering teeth and an a mysterious desire to get a forklift license. They have released an album (Man Eating Man) and an EP (In the Laundromat).