Um, like I was wondering if maybe... that is if you havent already got anything planned with anyone else...that maybe you...would like possibly... want to go to Woodcock with me Oh.... You dont wanna... huh ...Its not me Its Woodcock you say You find those that attend unsavory... oh... I understand...
New Zealands premier romance oriented music festival, Tauranga Music Sux: Woodcock returns in 2015 on Valentines Day, 14th February. With enough scented candles, mood lighting and long strands of spaghetti to please even the most hardened of dates.
Back at my long suffering Scottish parents house at 91 Williams Road North, Pyes Pa, Tauranga. From 12pm till whenever we all retire to our tents for some sexy one on one time with our hands, balls and beans.
$40 entry, but that gets you four stages, 40+ bands and a foursome with me and my bandmates if you are really lucky.
Oh and these guys will be there....
DHDFDs (AKL)
Death Beam (AKL)
Flogging a Dead One Horse Town (TGA)
Shoutin Preachin (AKL)
Ant Wars (TGA)
Psychic Maps (DUN)
X-Ray Fiends - (AKL)
Bloodbags (AKL)
Bad Edison (WGTN)
Hash Collector (TGA)
Stone the Crows (AKL)
Barracks (Roto)
Eskimo Pussy (ICE LAND)
Threat.Meet.Protocol. (KATI)
Lightning Tape Wolf (Parts Unknown)
Kittentank (WGTN)
Black Science (Akl)
Super Narco Man (TGA)
The Cavemen (AKL)
Wheatbags Anonymous (TGA)
Spork (TGA)
Myth of Democracy (AKL)
Prophet Motive (ROTO)
The Flaming Tea Bags (TGA)
Roy Irwin (AKL)
Gold Medal Famous (AKL)
All Hail the Fun Killers (TGA)
Caroles (AKL)
Mermaidens (WGTN)
Jim Jones and the Peoples Temple (Jonestown)
Jerkstrom (AKL)
Mathew Bannister (AKL)
Mucus Kids (AKL)
Das Uber Nana (WGTN)
Airs & Disgraces (TGA)
God Bows to Math (AKL)
Liberated Squid (TGA)
Echo Ohs (AKL)
Jackal (AKL)
Lee Mckenzie (AKL)
Mason Clinic (AKL)
Lovey Dove (USA)
And holy fucking tits....
King Missile (USA)
*If you dont know who King Missile are then I am sorry but you cant come...
Proudly sponsored by poverty. And also featuring no lame art work shops, trendy alternative food stalls, morning yoga or people with dreadlocks. Dreadlocks, hackey sacks, fire sticks and people called Moon Ray Sunflower Seed will be checked at the door.
Woodcock 2015 - where spazzes come to meet other spazzes.
