FLANGE may seem like an easy target, but they're actually a quite difficult one, considering they're less band than brand. There's their stench of Swamp Porn and various line-up shifts, of course, but the details of those are too depressing to go into. The band recently won Lotto, and have promised to keep gigging until the money runs out. Which reminds me.
Q= Whats the difference between a dead possum & a dead member of Flange lying on the road''
A= Skid marks in front of the possum.
WhEn PeTs ATtaCk! didn t climb to the top of the food chain to be vegetarians. This show will be about Meat, Meat, Pies and Spam. A week ago the band finished 6 places higher than expected to finish runners up in their heat of this year’s RDU Round Up. They have now sobered up and have prepared themselves for the plummet from this career pinnacle back to the obscurity of performing in Sydenhams' dank and dingy back streets.
DIE GLITTERKINDER is a heady mix of Psychoglam infused with German humour and sexual degeneracy, they remind us that love is eternal but restraining orders lapse unless renewed by the courts. What heart cannot be melted on first hearing their paean to unrequited love - 'Touch Me' or which booty could remain unshaken by the glistening groove of 'Love Oozes out of Me'' Making their first appearance since they managed to gnaw their way out of their Uncle Gary's hard drive, be sure to catch these relics of a gentler age live while they still are.
