A VARIETY EVENING OF MELODIOUS DEBAUCHERY AT YOUR FAVOURITE LOCAL IRISH PUB
SPITEFUL URINATOR
http://spitefulurinator.bandcamp.com/
BRAINFREEZE
too mysterious! woah!
GLASS SHARDS
http://glassshards.bandcamp.com/
HEDGE FUND TRADER
http://hedgefundtrader.bandcamp.com/
***KOHA / GOLD COIN ENTRY***
MORE $$$ FOR BEERS
Local pillars of the community and upstanding citizens SPITEFUL URINATOR will be catering to your needs with their familiar brand of RAMPANT GRINDING ENCRUSTED D-BEAT PUNK.
Rumour has it they have over 70 songs in their repertoire, lets hope they play all of them!
Complimenting the line up of friendly locals are wandering Auckland troubadours BRAINFREEZE, returning to Hamilton to UNLEASH their FRANTIC WHIRLIND OF FRENZIED SEMI-IMPROVISATIONAL JAZZ FUSION.
Welcome back!
Diving deeper into the veritable cornucopia is the inimitable local enigma GLASS SHARDS, with their patent pending ORDER AND CHAOS EXPERIMENTAL VOCAL ELECTRONIC MUSIC.
Always likely to be a few surprises!
And opening up the bill are up-and-coming whipper-snappers HEDGE FUND TRADER, hot off their sophomore release and eager to please with their PALEATABLE BALLADS OF VERY FAST ROCK MUSIC.
Great!
Invite 600 friends and recieve a free door entry!
Guess how many words I spell-checked and recieve free entry on the door!
Best dancing on the night will win a signed original poster collage from local Zine Queen Callum McDougal!
Miscellaneous entertainment value:
CHEAP BEERS
SURLY BARTENDERS
MANY BATHROOMS
PROBABLY PLAYING THE RUGBY GAME ON THE TELLY
